you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022
Get the half birthday december 5thmug. Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
Get the Half Moon Baymug. 
Get the half-grandunclemug. 
Get the half-great-great-niecemug. Parent's female half-first cousin.
My half-cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the half-cousin-auntmug. Great-grandparent's half-sister.
My half-great-grandaunt is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the half-great-grandauntmug. by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
Get the Half Baked Wienermug.