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Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
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Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
by I am soooo cool July 2, 2023
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