War Cock

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.

Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!

by dalem246723 September 9, 2020

Star Wars

A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.

"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)

Star Wars

by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 16, 2020

War

A War Is A Battle Between China And Usa.
idk why i made that up
FIGHT!
Oh No
No Fighter Jets
*China Wins*
*Chinese Slang*
lol moment

THERE IS A WAR GOING ON RUN MOMENT

by King Lang September 18, 2020

dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.

"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."

by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020

Suburb war

When people from the suburbs get into a serious fight. Sometimes ending up in a hospital visit or even fatalities.

Oh shit them niggas Chad and Tyrone about to get in a Suburb War!

by TheNoItAll October 6, 2020

Shut Up War

The shut up war happened between 2 7th graders named Atlas and Dana on October 13, 2020. What went down was a series of the words of "shut up" and "no you". At some point, Atlas says "Shut the fuck up". That was the tensest part of this war.

"Shut up war has started. You guys may begin."

"SHUT UP!"

by I’m used as an sex toy October 13, 2020

World War I

The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)

Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.

by godverwatch May 8, 2017