Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary May 26, 2025
The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,
The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.
by but for October 20, 2022
A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda
Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears
by Teredactol Titties May 06, 2020
Star wars is one of the best sagas ever created by george lucas in 1973.
The saga was sadly completely ruined and destroyed by disney in 2012 when george lucas decided to sell the rights to star wars.
This is very apparent in the lightsabers. If you compare a lighsaber in Star Wars The Force Awakens which was produced by disney with Star Wars The Phantom Menace where obi wan sliced darth maul in half with a single slice while in The Force Awakens where the character Fin gets a lightsaber cut by Kylo ren over his back which should have sliced his body in half but no all that happened is that he lays in a hospital bed for a couple of days.
The saga was sadly completely ruined and destroyed by disney in 2012 when george lucas decided to sell the rights to star wars.
This is very apparent in the lightsabers. If you compare a lighsaber in Star Wars The Force Awakens which was produced by disney with Star Wars The Phantom Menace where obi wan sliced darth maul in half with a single slice while in The Force Awakens where the character Fin gets a lightsaber cut by Kylo ren over his back which should have sliced his body in half but no all that happened is that he lays in a hospital bed for a couple of days.
by Bigmuc January 05, 2021
FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
by Water melon boy 29 May 09, 2022
A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.
by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 17, 2020