bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.

If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.

by riccroccman July 3, 2014

Turd

A person who defecates in someone’s bed and blames it on a small dog.

Sometimes referred to as an “Amber Turd”.

“She shat on his bed and went to Coachella like nothing happened. She’s such a turd.”

by TheMuffinMan12 May 30, 2022

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024