by Baller life October 23, 2019

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.
The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man
by 459395 February 18, 2023

Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies
by Wack my sack 69 March 13, 2019

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020

"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'
by bone thruster September 8, 2014
