zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Slow Blow

A slow blow job that involves ice in the mouth.

Yoooo my girl just a slow blow and it made my dick feel like it was in an ice bath.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen July 8, 2019

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

Blow out

In correlation with a blow job; a blow out is then the man eats out a woman, but simply wraps his lips around the entire area of the vagina and blows into the female while pleasuring her.

"Bro, my ol lady screamed when I gave her a blow out"

by Thisolboylovesmilfs November 4, 2021

mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.

next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”

by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023