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Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him
by jenny201391 December 18, 2023
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Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
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Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”
Jake will never get a gf
by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020
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Jake

Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
by Valllllllllllllllll!!! April 25, 2022
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Jake

A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.
Jake is so cool!
by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022
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Jake Paul

Somebody who thinks he can box but doesn't want to fight real boxers
Person: who's your favorite boxer kid
Kid:Jake paul
Person:💥💥💥💥💥💥🔫
Kid:😵
by Bo beisty December 31, 2021
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Jake

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