Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins

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by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021

Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be

Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.

by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

non-straight gangbang

A Non-Straight Gangbang is what happens when the girl leaves the gangbang early or doesn't even bother to show up. Your normal everyday gangbang becomes a non-straight gangbang when the guys who remain want to continue the "festivities." Hilarity ensues during the process of selecting the person who is the new one to be gangbanged.

Aging porn star Amber Waves left her gangbang wayyy to early and the remaining guys decided to have a non-straight gangbang.

by Amador the King November 22, 2021

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

super straight

when a transgender guy and girl have sex more than 20 times when not known they are both trans

"come fuck me" "i have to bring this out im super straight"

by ben laurin June 7, 2022

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020