my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

Moola Monster

A cool but whiny guy. So fun to be around but after a few drinks turns into a monster version of the cool guy.

Oh watch out, the Moola monster is coming out

by Perfectdef November 23, 2021

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Monster

A thing that is evil. Unless your in a movie than it is either good or bad or evil or good or bad or evil. Oh also its a killing machine (they seriously need to use these things in war) oh wait isn’t that like the hole reason the Russians came to Hawkins

Hey look a monster its gonna eat me

by Ikyivy April 28, 2022

monster 0

literally King Ghidorah lol or triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing

p1: is that monster 0

p2: no it's King Ghidorah

p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing

by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 28, 2023

monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air

Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??

by poopcity July 22, 2010