Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

by Cam11 September 26, 2019

Big Wapella Monster

A famous folkloric creature known as the Big Wapella Monster is a big foot like creature that has terrorized single moms for decades. He’s ferocious, so when the Big Wapella Monster comes to town lock up your mothers.

The Big Wapella Monster took my mom last night!

by WapellaFan August 24, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy

Jon is a real cunnie monster

by Cocknose April 18, 2021

chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster

a fatty lip full o' tobacco
(chew)

Sheyooo boy, ill tell you what, after a long hard day of work, a chawdad-skidoodley-saurous monster sure hits the spot, right James?

by seth821 January 15, 2008

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023