Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.

damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail

by HalfPrince January 27, 2017

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Madness

When one says something crazy, weird, or out of the ordinary OR does something crazy, weird or something unusual.

Girl: Stop touching my legs
Others: Woah, that's a madness you know!

by TheRoadmanDefiner March 28, 2023

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Mad

A synonymous of angry or someone who has gone crazy.

The person who wrote this is mad.

by No tengo imaginación April 4, 2023

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Mads

A person Wich is so beautiful that you would not believe you own eyes

"Have you ever seen Mads"

"Yeah that mega hot guy?"

by Philipsen69 December 27, 2021

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When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

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