Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.

Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.

by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021

Jacob Sartorius

a singer/songwriter with over 9 million instagram followers. gets a lot of hate but doesn’t deserve it.

Ayo have u hear Jacob Sartorius new song it’s a total bop

by Mya MacEachern November 7, 2020

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019

Jacob

Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash

“Man fuck Jacob”
“I know his roasts are so annoying and unoriginal

by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019

Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.

Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.

by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021