Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.

Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!

by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025

horsing around

Snorting horse tranquilizer at the function.

"Bro what did you do yesterday?"
"I was horsing around with Stefano all night! ;)"

by medium_elephant April 24, 2025

Horsing

wasting time; bullshiting activities and or being lazy

Bryan: Bro I’m with Jack, and I’m parked outside. Come out.
Devon: Hold up I’m about to get in the shower
Bryan and Jack: Dude your horsing, you should of been ready!

by ForgiveMeForISin April 26, 2025

Horse Box Bill

A terminology used to refer to some who continuously uses a horse box for the toilet.

Ohh where has he gone. He’s away being a horse box Bill.

by Topher W May 6, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025