dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?
by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016
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Swag Warrior

Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.
"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."
by TesticuloTheSexGod April 04, 2023
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E-SWAG

Your boss asks "How do you justify these numbers?" You: "E-SWAG."
by WiredForStereo November 05, 2014
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fresh cut swag

I hope he felt fresh cut swag after doing that
by Hello cheerios September 06, 2023
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Baggage Swag

The name given to jewelry, logos and art on the genitalia.
"Aye no homo, check out my baggage swag homie"
by The Cognokr August 18, 2012
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pulling a swag

When you lie about your age so older men will simp for you
Vanessa: "Yeah, I was born in 2003 so I'm 18."
Jim: "Bitch, I know you were born 2005, don't go around pulling a swag."
by LargeChickenMaster69 June 27, 2021
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Swag appreciation day

For that extremely swaggy friend, and or people that happen to be named ‘Swag’.
“ Oh my god, you’re so swag, I love you.”

“Happy Swag appreciation day, my swaggy friend!”
by 69sex June 18, 2021
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