Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Real

2) Is most commonly used to relate so something depressing ; People tend to comment simply the word "Real" in the comment section of depressing videos on Tiktok, Instagram, etc...

"When im out in public having a good time then remember the way she looked at me."

-Real

by F1nnakms December 30, 2023

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

Realentional

The act of reality shifting unintentionally in your sleep, thinking it was a dream, telling it to someone and have them point out that you reality shifted even though you didn't mean to in the first place.

I told my cousin about this crazy dream I had a while back about this abandoned lab that turns out to be just a VR headset some scientists were using on me as a test. My cousin pauses, looks me dead in the eyes and said, "you reality shifted... unintentionally?"

So anyway, I had another realentional dream last night, would you like to hear it?

by taxi_diwc January 18, 2024

realestinferno

some guy who wants to fuck gnarpy and likes playing changed for a living

robert: did you hear about realestinferno?
soil: yeah, i heard he was a fag

by That’s fuckin edgy January 27, 2024

Real.

Real.

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by Megilv February 3, 2024

Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.

Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."

by Megilv February 3, 2024