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Real Programmer

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024
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Realentional

The act of reality shifting unintentionally in your sleep, thinking it was a dream, telling it to someone and have them point out that you reality shifted even though you didn't mean to in the first place.
I told my cousin about this crazy dream I had a while back about this abandoned lab that turns out to be just a VR headset some scientists were using on me as a test. My cousin pauses, looks me dead in the eyes and said, "you reality shifted... unintentionally?"

So anyway, I had another realentional dream last night, would you like to hear it?
by taxi_diwc January 18, 2024
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some guy who wants to fuck gnarpy and likes playing changed for a living
robert: did you hear about realestinferno?
soil: yeah, i heard he was a fag
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Real.

by Megilv February 3, 2024
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Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.
Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."
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real ryan is so real i wish i was him
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