simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

poop on a popcile

it means like "oh boo hoo"

go poop on a popcile

by phrases you need to know NOW May 7, 2019

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

The Poop Scoop

The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear Becky did the Poop Scoop with Jimmy?

Person 2: Nosh mate that’s fucked.

by NoshyCap March 21, 2019

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Group Poop

When 2 or more people take turns pooin in the same toilet and dont flush until everybody in the group has gone.

In group poop*
john:okay steve your turn!
steve:sure,this one will be massive

by the realest nigga on earth69 September 15, 2019

Poop Balls

When you are wiping towards your balls

Dude did you hear chad has poop balls

by Dippydog25 August 8, 2019