is an annoying loud person but a very hard worker at heart and can be very sweet once you get to know him. But he can also be lazy at times and very crazy. VERY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE!!. Normally tall and skimpy, can fit into any crowd, definitely a party person. LOVES HIS VIDEO GAMES!!. Definitely puts family first , adores animals but can be a bit rough with them at times also very forgetful, can’t focus on multiple things at one time.
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Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
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*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
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