who shot john

an exclimation when something unthinkable has just happened.

i.e. you run out of milk, found out you have v.d.
oh shit, WHO SHOT JOHN!?! i'm out of milk son!
by daveyg November 27, 2004
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To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
by brando56894 December 19, 2013
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cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song
shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car
by nickiminajaddict January 18, 2011
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New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
by The Sgt. October 29, 2010
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Over Easy Shot Gun

When your fuckin' without a rubber n bust a nut inside of her and continue fucking her which results in a sloppy mess of semen and girl juice.
Chris: Shit dude, I accidentally over easy shot gunned her last night!

Joey: Oh crap man, this could be very bad.
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