licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
by B. Cilfone September 15, 2008
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Cheeky Bum Wank

A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.
Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a Cheeky Bum Wank
by CheezeEGGSTREEME November 13, 2018
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bum chong wang

Its meaans "your a spoilt dumbass" in chinese
Gerard: your a bum chong wang you know that
Lance: true true
by Arjun Nanda March 18, 2008
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Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?
Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!
by Doctor Tchock October 05, 2006
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bum rush

Similar to the expression "left holding the baby". i.e. you ask a group of friends or colleagues to volunteer or help in some way, and everyone actively avoids you. All you can see are "bums rushing away from you".
I asked my friends to help paint my new home, but all I got was a bum rush.
by haggis123 March 23, 2010
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mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face
Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo
by Insert Name Here March 24, 2015
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Show Your Bum

A game played on chat roulette.

Two people play by asking people to do obstacles.The game rules are that your cam doesn't show while asking other people to do a task on their cam. It always starts out with asking someone to show their bum. The person who wins is the person who can get someone to do the most obstacles.

After you get someone to show their bum that person ads a task to the game. Then you go to a new person and have them complete each obstacle that's been added from the beginning in that order.
How to play Show Your Bum
You show up with a blank cam and ask a person to show their bum.
The person shows and then ads a rule. Like touch your nose.
Then you go to another cam and ask the next person to show their bum and then ask them to touch their nose.
If they do both obstacles they ad another task.
You keep repeating this.

The winner is the person who can get someone to do the most obstacles or set number of obstacles.
by onlineandbored December 29, 2011
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