Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).

Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart

by ashburyWs June 5, 2024

Ryde Secondary College

A school for degenerates who like licking walls

Do not for the life of you go to Ryde Secondary College

by Astudent June 7, 2024

Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.

Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024

Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.

Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare

by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.

Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare

by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Dulwich College

Dulwich College is meant to be a fine school, however there are multiple accounts of naughty boys with posh homes who think that they are him. According to reasearch, the most popular search at this school is "does mewing work".

"the Dulwich College posh twats"

by Alleyn Gyat July 12, 2024

Kingsmead College

A Kingsmead hun is a self-absorbed, overly confident hun who loves attention and thinks that they are above everyone. Filled with wannabe black girls that act white. They all love money bcs love means nothing to them. They think they are bad but ya'll lowkey clapped. Filled with daddy's girls

Example 1:

Parents: I want my daughter to go to Kingsmead College
Rest of Joburg: Do you want your girl to be a brat

Example 2:

Boy 1:Bro is she bad?
Boy 2: Yk she goes to Kingsmead right
Boy 1: Oh nvm then

by ShlongToBigForHer July 17, 2024