Adam

Literally a living, breathing, walking L. Mf cant drive for his life and wears glasses.

Person 1: "oh my gosh who just hit that kid in the parking lot?"
Person 2: "that was obviously Adam, he can't drive for shit."

by ezragotbank December 27, 2021

Adam

Adam is the sigma male the person everybody wants to be

Adam is a real sigma male

by blinkblinkggn March 3, 2022

Adam

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.

That boy is such an Adam. 🙄

by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018

Adam Gallo

Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.

"Oh my GOSH!"

"Is that ADAM GALLO"

"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"

"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."

"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"

by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022

Adam

Guy who sticks his head through a fence. Class act. Does magic. Super dope.

Remember when Adam tried to unlock the fence and did magic.

by WalterNorth July 15, 2023

Adam G

Dying Musician with 2 hits because of his music being terrible

Boy 1: Oi Mate, you heard that new song from Adam G
Boy 2: That songs wank mate, when’s he gonna drop something good?

by WestLinCon04 September 14, 2023

adam

lies

“i hate adam”

by willferrel June 30, 2024