Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

egg

(n.) A three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's ass.

James May: Egg was a type of powder, and then they discovered it was an actual...three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's arse...

by daz14lpa June 7, 2021

Egg

A thing you give people during periods of hardship. Term coined by Franklin Reynolds in 2011.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by The Placeholder King August 31, 2024

Egg Mama

Eggs are mad expensive nowadays… I need me an egg mama. Kinda like a sugar mama, but sugar is still cheap.

Whole Foods got me broke, I need me an egg mama.

by Dixon butt February 18, 2023

Scott Eggs McClue

EGGS!

"Eggs is so eggy"
"I know man, that is Scott Eggs McClue"

by LilPhoebeee March 23, 2025

Goose Egg

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020