Michael Ray

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.
Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh
by lotionluver November 18, 2019
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Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
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Michael Shepparding

Sitting up in the best possible posture. With your head straight up. Looking forward completely spaced out. With a vacant mind and a vacant stare. H
Hey! Look at that sick bro over there paced out sitting on that bench. He's michael shepparding away....d
by jenaenae March 31, 2022
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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael Vincent was an American actor known for portraying helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the TV series Airwolf and the protagonist, Matt Johnson, in the 1978 film Big Wednesday. He was the best of the best during that time. In 1984, Vincent was cast as Stringfellow Hawke in the helicopter action series Airwolf (1984), co-starring Ernest Borgnine. Jan-Michael Vincent was a prominent heartthrob actor in the '80s whose later life was plagued by numerous sad occurrences until his eventual death in 2019. Best known for his role in "Airwolf," Jan-Michael Vincent was undoubtedly one of the most talented, popular, and highest-paid actors of his .
Did you see the helicopter pilot professionally maneuver through the obstacle; he pulled a Jan-Michael Vincent!
by Air Wolf The Great November 23, 2021
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michaels dick

suck it or your staightphobic
suck it daddy mikey i love michaels dick
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michael jackson bad

when something is really bad, often used in scary situations
"oh no..this is michael jackson bad."
by mikansupremacy July 31, 2021
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Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
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