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Paul

The super lovable child from The Promised Neverland. Paul is the Ultimate being and the only reason didn't die after watching Banana fish (RIP Skipper).Paul is a little bean. PAUL IS GOD!!!!!!!
Uneducated child: Nobody beat GOKU!
Me:*slaps*The weebs have now disowned you. You have 24 hours to leave and go back to the straight side. Or parish foooolllllll!!!!!!

Paul can beat Goku.
by Ultimate despaire November 4, 2020
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Logan Paul

Cancer's brother and lost to ksi
My life is just like Logan Paul, it is going down!
by LegendsDevKiller December 1, 2020
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Gian-Paul

Person 1: Yo, it's Gian-Paul
Person 2, and everyone else: Fuck that guy!
by They Who Remain November 24, 2021
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Paul

Paul is a sexybeast and the hottest boy he is super athletic and all the girls are obsessed with him he is great at basketball and cross-country is a great friend
Paul is a name
by Paul? November 4, 2019
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The legend of Paul Macleod

The one who started the UTampa cough and never looked back from there. The diseased pedophilic honorable gentlemen was once the greatest pong player of all time, but now he lies there in the dungeon. He can be compared to a nice knife, always sharp, always reliable. He once won 59 pong games in a row, only to lose the next 69 in a row. Perhaps there is a deeper meaning behind this, is Macleod afraid of the number 69? Is he a homosexual? So many questions yet so little answers. Campus security has found none of said answers. The vaughn study room suffered that night in a great act of defiance against the higher administration of this bum ass school. Unfortunate yet passionate. Such an intriguing story, but that is for a different time.
Yo wanna go up to the 7th floor bro?
No dude, have you not heard?
Heard what?
*cough cough*
The legend of Paul Macleod.
by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021
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Pauling it

When someone is rubbing there bald or buzzed head while jerking off
“oh i’m Pauling it right now
by WillyBilly225 July 28, 2025
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