thou mother/thy mother

a fancy way of saying the classic your mom joke.

guy: ah yes sir, thou art quite annoying.
other guy: FIE! thou mother/thy mother is incredibly ravishing.

by heart.stopped November 6, 2022

Mother

Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

Thine Mother

A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.

Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother

by ThatFire August 30, 2021

Mother of all vice

Pwr play on steroids, exactly what it says, the biggest combination of vices ever. To be abbreviated m.o.a.v

A pwr play especially in the modern western world becomes the mother of all vice, even worse than hdmi

by Sexydimma August 5, 2024