March 17th

National send your boyfriend a bootypic

"It's March 17th today"
"So?"

"Send your boyfriend a bootypic, it's national send your boyfriend a bootypic day!"

by pietsaas March 17, 2023

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

March 23

It’s a day where you finally kiss your girlfriend if have been dating for more than 4 weeks. Unless it’s none-consensual then that’s not okay but then why are y’all dating? Anyways you get the point so grow some balls and do it!

It’s March 23rd and you haven’t kissed her yet... wtf mannn?!

by BurntandCruspy March 22, 2021

march 26th

anyone born on this day is a mega-clegger

person one: my bf's bday is march 26th..
person two: oh, he's a megga clegger.

by the ultimate granny hopper March 22, 2023

March 14th

International “act like a loser” day

March 14th is the day we celebrate dumb people’s existence

by Covergirlxx March 14, 2024

March 6

This birthday makes a person born on March 6 a great, smart, and loving friend. March 6 birthdays are really friendly.

Person 1: Hey, that person was born on March 6!
Person 2: I bet they’re friendly!

by kdancer16 March 4, 2022

March 9th

National Leg Shaking Day

“yo did you know its March 9th”
“yeah man go get your girl, National Leg Shaking Day”

by mepswim March 9, 2020