Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
by Haikumom November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
by Redead666 May 15, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
A bitch nigga who’s a bitch
I was with Ethan and he was acting like a bitch
by MeloBeDolo November 20, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
by qwerty002 December 21, 2021
Get the ethanmug.