Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy

wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not’

by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014

Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024

Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009

sticky blow

When a woman receives a cumshot directly up one of her nostrils.

Person 1: Yo I heard Jessica took a sticky blow.
Person 2: Yeah she got a killer nose bleed after!

by Water Sucks November 6, 2020

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025