Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

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Sam lightfoot

A somewhat attractive guy that likes to date Swedish girls.He is a good boyfriend and a good friend but he can be very very

annoying.

Sam lightfoot come sit over here, ok are you Swedish? Oh yes, yes I am, ok

by Sam lightfoot May 27, 2018

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sam arrowsmith

Sam is a very funny person they likes a laugh and winding people up. They like football and all the girls want him.

Its somebody's name. Sam Arrowsmith will becom name

by Jammie_2001 November 19, 2017

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short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.

Stop being a short sad sam

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

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sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

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