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hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
mugGet the hand ninjamug.

Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.
Wow, that ninja knows all!
by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
mugGet the Ninjasmug.

Ninja

Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people
by FrankieDillinger September 16, 2009
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Nate the ninja

A boy who is passionate and doesn't take any joke when he raps or addressing someone

He's not afraid to speak his
Mind he also goes by the name prince nate

Nathan M runs homstead and sunrise.
Nate the ninja, is a very funny person

He's comebacks are very hurtful

And he's kinda a fight wgen he's irritated.
by Kashmenate March 22, 2019
mugGet the Nate the ninjamug.

ninja

a bad sexually transmitted disase.
I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.
by itchybum7 July 8, 2011
mugGet the ninjamug.

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011
mugGet the morning ninjamug.

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