a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.
Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!
by Shygvy June 1, 2022
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by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020
Get the sam mug.A guy who is really quiet at first yet talks a lot once you get to know him. He is INSANELY hot but thinks he isn’t. He was definitely popular in high school from his looks to his skating skills but he is very modest so he’ll deny it. His eyes are amazing hazel color and really big. He also has a big peen and the best body ever, he’ll also deny that too because again the modesty. He is caring, smart, funny, exciting, and if you are ever lucky enough to have met Sam you’d be dumb not to keep him forever. To attract this kind of Sam you have to stock up on Mountain Dew, candy, and cucumber puff bars. He is also known as Sam the man or Sammi boi.
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Person 1: isn’t that the hot famous guy from plan b skate post on insta?
Person 2: yup. That’s Sam
Person 1: isn’t that the hot famous guy from plan b skate post on insta?
Person 2: yup. That’s Sam
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by Nsnnsdd January 31, 2019
Get the Sam mug.Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.
Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!
Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.
Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!
Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.
Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.
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