Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:
S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats
by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 09, 2018
Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021
An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.
by YouAREANASSSWHOLE January 30, 2021
The cutest, sweetest, most taleneted person you know. He is kind of a nerd, but it really works for him. He plays at least one instrument, and takes at least one advanced class. He’s a religious boy and he goes to church every Sunday. All the girls love him, even if they don’t want to admit it because he is just so great. Sam might come off as a little obnoxious when you first meet him, but he is really just a confident dude. Hes flirty to a LOT of girls and it drives them crazy, just pick ONE Sam! If you get a Sam, don’t let him go, because you’ll never meet anyone better.
by 6PACCCK October 06, 2018
A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.
#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*
by JeffBesos June 15, 2022
Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.
by The Half Blood January 08, 2022