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Sam

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around
by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023
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Sam

A communal hoe.

THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020
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sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
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SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.
How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.
by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025
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greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"
by Craven69 October 24, 2020
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Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.
Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!
by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023
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Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool
Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason
by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019
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