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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
by Little Walnut March 31, 2020
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Anti-Social Line

A group of friends walking in a horizontal line formation. One of these can easily cover the width of a hallway with very few people, and can cause extreme frustration to the masses when they move at a slow pace.
Sorry I am late, there was an anti-social line blocking the main hallway, then by the time I reached the exit I needed the toilet again.
by OccupyMajina January 25, 2016
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Health and Social Care

Rude and irritating behaviour,annoying others and making yourself extremely unlikable. Stop laughing like that, you're not special.
" Did you see that girl? She was acting really Health and Social Care."

" Those fashion students are exhibiting real Health and Social Care behaviour!"
by Hexandale December 13, 2022
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Cuesta Social Club

A medium-sized venue located near the Cuesta Café where a lot of kool students hangout. In the social club, students are usually engaged in a wide variety of activities such as talking about how they got fucked up at the last the party, playing videogames, and occasionally playing ping pong with random objects they find lying around the room. At the social club, you will run into a lot of interesting people.
"Yo, you going to the Cuesta Social Club today?"
"No, why would I?"
by △ Mr. Honest △ November 25, 2019
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Social profit

The obtainment of value derived from social interactions and activities.
Jennifer Lawrence spending time with sick children at the hospital is socially profitable because it makes the kids feel happiness and love.

It was socially profitable for Jeff to signup for meetup because he needed to meet new people.

Since Sarah didn't drink alcohol there was no social profit in going to the bar last night.

Law enforcement respecting the privacy of citizens is socially profitable because it builds public trust.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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Social Assurancer

a) a confident person that inspires someone else on social media, or, in a social setting.
b) one who is free from doubt and can offer a guarantee or pledge, on social media, or in a social setting.
I Love my Social Assurancer ! He is my go-to and gives me hope whether I’m online or in a group!
by FoolsWisdom January 29, 2024
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