head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Ninja Goth

"Ninja Goth is a post-Millennial Gothic music production and fashion subculture. Ninja Goth blends introspective Japanese horror, music, and anime into a dark and minimalist aesthetic. Ninja Goths predominantly listen to Trad Goth, Industrial, Argotech, Dark Pop, EDM, EBM, and Lofi."

"Look, a Ninja Goth playing with a fidget spinner!"

by Nu Goth Community December 14, 2023

Ninja

A super fast good karate fighter

I like karate I'm wanna be a Ninja

by Ninja 1023 June 21, 2017

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022

Ninja

A chinese man who has a black ancestor

"get out of the road you fucking ninja"

by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018