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smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.
I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.
by kingbee921 June 13, 2019
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lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018
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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015
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Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
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talk on eggshells

When you have to be careful with what you say because the other party is very likely to take offense at anything you say.

Using caution and choosing words due to the likelihood of the listener taking offence.
My SO was mad at me, so I had to talk on eggshells.
by NiteCyper March 2, 2021
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