Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009

Retard

Pierce

Him: did you see pierce

Her: yes he is a retard

by Yo my name is you March 19, 2019

Retarded

The farthest thing past stupid. Absolutely brain-dead

Bryleigh is retarded

by icekingicekingiceking December 18, 2020

Retard

Someone being extra dumb

Me: I’ll go in twitter
Me: watches dumb video
Person 1 replies: retard moment
Retarded person 2: dOnT sAy R WoRd

by Bruh momento69420 September 14, 2020

retard male

A male superior all other male complexes such as alpha and sigma males.

Yo, that nigga Trey is a straight retard male.

by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 1, 2025

retard

boomers.

ok retard

by SATANICA.EXE December 3, 2019

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024