jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee November 01, 2013

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 17, 2023

jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017

Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

jacob chamroeun

Young nigga making moves FA$T onna $et

Jacob Chamroeun a real nigga. onna $et

by Real Nigga onna $et August 21, 2017