I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 02, 2024

i'm just a girl

when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes

i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.

by just a g1rl December 06, 2023

i'm just a girl

A saying for when a female (typically a teenage girl) makes a mistake and blames it on being “just a girl”

“I cannot believe you just hit that mailbox”

It’s fine i'm just a girl

by jizabella17 January 29, 2024

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 02, 2023

hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

when you fall asleep on your keyboard

types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯your mom October 06, 2022

I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it

I'm sorry for what I did

by Celia.s June 25, 2023

I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023