by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
Get the David Sonikkboom yangmug. Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.
David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring
by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023
Get the David hmug. 
a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.
by dracula100 May 20, 2023
Get the Davidmug. A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Mup bais November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug.