Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021

Eat your mouth

Wanting to kiss someone passionately

Ed whispered to Marcus as he held him tightly i want to eat your mouth

by RedEd1917 January 2, 2023

mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.

1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.

by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

feet mouth

a betrayer to us all, changed his name to *starts choking*

"feet mouth"

"KYS!!!!!!!"

by mrmrpizza June 8, 2022