Sneaky Poo sex

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

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Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover

Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”

by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021

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mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

by Tman202020 January 19, 2023

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poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022

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de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

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