Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

poo-pour-weed

taking a dump and a hit at the same time

Brought my bong to the bathroom to poo-pour-weed.

by your moms wagina October 23, 2022

de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

Fusion poo tang

The smell generated within a public toilet cubicle when the 2 cubicles either side of said cubicle are occupied by two separate gentlemen simultaneously parking their breakfasts. The fusion of brews can oftentimes make for a very unique combination of fruity aromas.

Moreover the scent can become more interesting yet if the two gentlemen belong to cultures at very different ends of the culinary spectrum.

"Was caught between James and Abdul this morning and the fusion poo tang was unrelenting!"

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022

Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.

Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!

by Princeouma February 25, 2021

Poo ass nigga

A poo ass nigga is when someone smells like absolute buttwhole and refuses to take showers, not only that, they spray an absurd amount of axe body spray and wear the same pair of underwear for more than a week

Bro you a whole poo ass nigga, either u dont take showers or drive a scatpack…

by GTAtryhards April 19, 2022