There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
Guy: Hey David how you doin’?
David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?
Scenario 2:
Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”
David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 08, 2023
This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 06, 2022
David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.
by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021
by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
by furryxox April 30, 2024
The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021