by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
Get the jacob and leo SQUADmug. by Daddylowks69 November 22, 2017
Get the Jacob Schuylermug. Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A guy with an absolutely massive cock due to only being 5’7 his height got put somewhere else😉 he’s charming and if he hits u up you should definitely go out with him cause it will be the best day of your life
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by Kevlikesdick November 3, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
Get the Being a Jacobmug. Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023
Get the Jacob Linvillemug.