by sarahpacito December 11, 2019
Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
by jakey breaky March 14, 2023
Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 09, 2023
by i dont like it January 09, 2020
CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020
You look like a Jacob journagan
by Bone_Colector101 January 31, 2018
Jacob Mckie’s breath
by Polo lollop lol bich February 01, 2020