Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.

Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man

by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023

Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!

Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.

by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023

Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru

Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr

by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Jacob and Olivia

A strong young couple who loves to make other people happy. Doesn’t like to be public with their love but everyone knows it’s very strong

I wish I was like Jacob and Olivia

by Ghost271727 March 14, 2023

Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)

That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.

by LaserImouto March 15, 2023

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023