Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.
by latindevil77 January 23, 2022

Jacob is a dick head
by TSM_Cracker July 4, 2019

has a obsession for red link in any smash games
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players
that kid is a beast at super smash with red link
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players
by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

a hater of Jacob Sartorius although they share the same passion being annoying and hating on eachother
by LOLQUEENASF June 27, 2016

Jacob has the hottest piece of ass in the world. He doesn’t have the ability to make a mistake because of how large his dick is. I mean, huge. Like, think about the biggest dick you’ve seen and triple it. He also loves feet. He eats those dogs day and night (mostly night). He only has threesomes and he won’t do it unless there’s another male present. He doesn’t take no for an answer, especially when it’s about sex. He’s so hot. Lives in Boulder, Colorado ;)
Jacob is so hot
by Brawilgur February 2, 2022

The #1 who likes getting pegged
by tttuuuh November 22, 2021
