cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 29, 2008

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by beavis March 17, 2003

Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.

-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?

by Rydotra October 11, 2021

Black Album Tease

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.

@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!

by LoveWeezer June 21, 2018

quarter pounder with tease

When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.

I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.

by nightmarefixer March 12, 2021

tease the fat kid

To masteurbate.

Realizing that Doug was spending way too much time in the bathroom, Brad concluded that he must be teasing the fat kid.

by Sweet Sweetback July 13, 2003