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Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.
Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?
by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja turtle’d

When 4 brothers or coworkers bang a fat white chick that lives on a reserve.
I want you 3 and Raphaël to come back tonight. I want to get ninja turtle’d
by Yipyepbrown October 29, 2022
mugGet the Ninja turtle’dmug.

ninja

Term used by white people to label black people in an effort to not offend anyone black that may be hearing.
There's a lot of ninjas in that club on Thursdays.
by NinjaBlack June 26, 2008
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja thunder

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder
by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020
mugGet the Ninja thundermug.

The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth
i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011
mugGet the The Flying Ninjamug.

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