Half flex is when you or someone else does something flashy but it's half-assed or cheated in some way.
Tom:Did you see Brads new car?
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
Joe: yeah I saw that half flex machine, his parents bought the car and he just bought the rims .
by DRANGO May 08, 2017
A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster
by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022
A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff
Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.
by Nlytnd1 February 21, 2021
Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
by LeaPeea May 09, 2023
a youtuber who cambeack after "quiting",and he's also very inteligent bc at just 10 years old he can talk with teens without being cringe
Me: im scared what will Lucas Halfs be when he grows up since we're teaching him adult things so early
by Giogrefi August 15, 2023
My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood
by Garryteehee August 11, 2024